Never sign any deal for more than a ten year term.
Have zero expectations.
Experiment with different prices and platforms.
Put more money away for taxes.
Don't throw good money or more time at something that isn't working. Change direction and move on.
Never Google yourself.
Don't read your reviews.
Celebrate milestones and victories, no matter how small.
Try not to spread yourself so thin.
Turn off the Internet when you're working.
Accept that you can't help everybody.
Don't hate anyone, even those who attack you. Haters are pitiable.
Talk things over with people you trust.
Don't be so impetuous. But don't dwell too long on anything.
Less booze, drugs, and junk food, more sex, exercise, and sensible eating.
Make time for things other than this business.
Understand that you are not your career.
Know when to quit.
Don't do interviews. Media attention doesn't lead to sales.
Go to conventions to network and have fun, not to sell books.
Before you do anything, consider all the alternatives you can think of.
Maintain confidence, even if you have to fake it.
Define yourself, and live up to that definition.
Accept who you are, but don't let that inhibit beneficial growth or change.
Understand how important luck is, but still work hard.
Have fun. Have as much fucking fun as you can.